Toilet Humour!

Sometimes as a mum your only real break is that 3.5 minutes hidden in solitude behind the gregarious doors of your toilet! It may be for a number 1, or it may be for a number 2 – perhaps it is just for the break where you can clear your head. Every mum knows though that within minutes – guaranteed – you are going to hear a confident knock on the door and the words “mommy, what you doing?” I smile to myself as i remember that i locked the door and the little sweetheart cannot get in. But low and behold when I am in the most awkward position possible, that door opens and he walks in to examine the ongoings of mommy’s private time. (Guess the door wasnt as locked as I thought!) But he doesnt stop there, no! He must also examine your buttcrack to make sure that it too is as clean as you made sure his was. Children, an endless game of fun fun fun.